Previously on "The Undateables".
Hello. I'm Yoo Jeong Eum, a matchmaker.
Jeong Eum. Love deceives me.
She jumped off the bridge over Han River to kill herself.
I'll never show my face around him.
These are the Zero Members. The Undateables.
Either resign or find matches for the undateables.
Choose one!
Actually, I am face blind.
This column Hunnamjeongeum...
is super famous among people who were never in relationships.
I have to go now.
Is there Mr. Kang Hoon Nam...
(Episode 5)
Are you...
Kang Hoon Nam?
Then the relationship guru that he mentioned...
was you?
You were the one who told him to date multiple...
What are you doing?
Guys. Buy me some time.
Let go!
- Hello. - Hi.
Oh, my gosh.
Chul Soo? What are you doing here?
Yook Ryong, why are you working so late?
- I know. - I know.
Well... Yes?
- Where's Hoon Nam? - Auntie! So...
You know... You see...
- The thing is... - Well...
Look!
Fireflies.
Fireflies?
- Where is it? - There!
- There! - There.
Where?
- There! - There!
- There! - Where?
There. There are so many.
What are you doing?
Let go of me! I give up!
Let go! I give up!
Are you okay?
You're not hurt?
Stay right here for a minute. Don't move.
Take off your shoes.
What's wrong with me?
It's so sterile. It doesn't look like a person lives here.
What is all of this?
What are you two up to?
There are no fireflies.
Where's Hoon Nam?
- Well... - Hi.
Hey. Were you inside?
Yes.
You guys. Watch it.
Let's go in.
Watch it.
Okay.
How is it?
It's perfect. I like it.
Don't use your killer smile recklessly, you punk.
I can't control it when I see a beautiful woman.
You punk.
I know you're busy, so I'll get to the point.
You have security cameras, right?
- Sorry? - I know Jung Do...
and that women hid in here.
- Mother. - Let me graduate from marriage.
When a man and woman lived together for over 30 years,
it's time to graduate.
We'll do it after the upcoming election.
Just so you know.
It's not his first time. Why are you doing this?
It has nothing to do with what happened.
I've been preparing this for a while now.
It simply happened to overlap, that's all.
What is bound to happen will happen.
You need to know...
to let what is bound to happen, happen.
I have no regrets.
I'll stop here for today.
See you later.
Go back in.
I'll go in after you go.
It's calm and still since it isn't the city.
It could have been nice if there really were fireflies.
Bye.
Why do you guys get special treatment?
Wait. I have the Tin Man from this set.
But that's the only one he doesn't have.
Hey. Anyway, you guys lucked out big time.
Toys usually get thrown out...
when the master grows up.
You're supposed to cry...
for the toy fairy to emerge...
from your tears and make you real.
They are already real to me, so drop the nonsense.
Did you forget the Han River incident?
We agreed you'd never appear in front of me again.
We never agreed to your talking down to me.
I saw at the precinct that you were much younger.
And if you didn't want that, you should've have showed your face,
- as agreed upon. - But...
the situation changes, if you're the real writer...
of "Hunnamjeongeum".
What do you mean?
Yook Ryong, the cause of the Han River incident,
named the real writer of the column "Hunnamjeongeum"...
as the one actually responsible.
Why is that? Why is the real writer someone else?
It's super suspicious.
That's because...
of Charlie's situation.
None of it is because of your situation?
First, attempted murder. Now, it's blackmail?
I'm not saying I am completely blameless.
I'm not trying to blackmail you.
I'd like to ask you for cooperation.
Cooperation?
What do you need help with?
- The truth is... - Tell me.
Actually, I'm a matchmaker.
- You know what that is, right? - Go on.
But because of the trouble Yook Ryong caused...
You know, the Han River incident.
- I do. - Because of that,
I've been assigned the legendary relationship eunuchs...
who never had anyone agree to meet them.
In other words, the undateables.
- So? - I need to find an expert...
to help those undateables, and Yook Ryong said...
his cousin was the real writer of "Hunnamjeongeum"...
and a relationship guru, and that he was created...
by that relationship guru.
Fine. Let me get this straight.
Both of us, through our mutual gross negligence,
caused each other harm.
That's right.
Since it was mutual,
there's no point in blaming the other.
That's right.
Thus, we cannot report or threaten each other.
That's right.
Then, what remains...
is you asking me for my cooperation.
That's right.
But I have zero intention of cooperating with you,
so leave.
Don't be like that.
Mr. Guru. Can't you please reconsider?
I mean, this can't be just a coincidence.
Everything must have happened for us to meet again like this.
Don't distort the situation by applying meaning to nothing,
and get out.
I'm not asking you to help me for free.
If you want, I can give you half off your membership...
I'm exhausted and want to rest.
Or I'll double the dates you get.
There are plenty of other benefits available.
Or... Oh, no.
Please. Won't you reconsider?
Why is it so hard for you to help me?
I clearly said that I wanted to rest.
I don't care if you stay.
I'm going to wash up...
Wash up and rest.
I'm going to rest.
- I'm going to rest. - Okay, okay!
I'll leave, okay? Rest up.
I'll take my shoes, okay?
Rest up. I'm leaving.
She's so strange.
This isn't easy.
But wait. Did I just walk out voluntarily?
What?
Not bad.
"I will be back"?
Auntie will flip out if she finds out there's a woman in there.
She's ultra-sensitive when it comes to that.
But...
why is she so sensitive?
Hoon Nam's family if filled with cheaters.
They have at least one cheater in every generation,
and that was Uncle.
We have three grandmas.
After Grandpa passed away,
the three of them live together like sisters.
I feel like I'm watching some artsy movie.
But the son who inherited that blood...
is a relationship guru since birth.
- And that is Hoon Nam. - That's right.
I really envy him,
but he seems to hate it.
He won't date at all.
He's sort of like a vampire rejecting blood.
But when did you find out that he had talent?
He really doesn't show it.
In the army.
In the army?
You know how the army is like break-up central.
Hoon Nam saved many men back then.
This is too hard.
How long will you keep our relationship a secret?
I'll tell him today. I have to.
Poor Cho Sung.
That's just his fate, though.
Tae Hee! In Sang!
- Cho Sung. - Cho Sung.
- Salute! - At ease.
My girlfriend and best friend came to visit me.
- Salute! - At ease.
Was it tough getting here?
No, since In Sang has a car.
In Sang, thank you so much.
It must be tiring to drive her every time she comes to visit.
I feel so at ease thanks to you.
It's a sports car, so it doesn't take long at all.
Poor Cho Sung.
This place is too far to bring food and stuff, isn't it?
It would go bad on the way here.
Wait right here.
Here.
Tae Hee, you like dumplings, right?
These are incredible.
Civilians can never eat this.
I'm on a diet.
You don't need to diet. You look great.
In Sang. Do you want this?
I drink only sparkling water.
Doesn't she look very different from the photos?
You're right. In person, she's so...
Everyone else's girlfriends are knockouts.
I'd be humiliated to let her sit next to me in my sports car.
Oh, I forgot. I have a family memorial.
Tae Hee. You can take the bus from Gangneung Station.
I need to go.
Hey, In Sang!
Sergeant Kang and Sergeant Park.
I thought you were good people. I'm very disappointed.
You shouldn't criticize people based on appearances...
Is this what you call "a mutiny"?
- Do you want to be disciplined? - To me,
my Tae Hee is prettier than Kim Tae Hee!
Child. Go play with your Tae Hee...
- before you get beat up. - Go play.
Does it taste good?
He sacrificed himself for another.
He lowered himself...
to make his junior officer look better.
Another time...
- What's with him? - His girlfriend...
married some other guy last week.
But he can't get over her.
Guys! Sergeant Kang is treating you all to chicken!
- Sergeant Kang, I love you. - Thank you.
Let's eat.
Eat.
What are you doing?
Can't you see he's suffering from heartbreak?
How could he eat in this situation?
You are cruel.
When spring passes,
the hot summer comes.
Moving on is also love.
I realized that day...
that he has...
a demonic talent.
(Sergeant Kang's 1-minute Relationship Advice)
Okay. Here.
Here. Let's drink.
How nice.
Where did Jeong Eum go at this hour?
- To get a relationship coach. - What? A relationship coach?
Who coaches in relationships of all things?
Goodness.
You may be able to get them to meet,
but whether they date or walk away...
isn't something someone else can control. My gosh.
- Really? - Of course!
She's just wasting her time.
Tell her to set the stage and pull out right away.
- Okay. - What a waste of time.
But you know...
What? Do you want to eat something else?
No. This is more than enough.
But...
Where will you go if you get pushed out from here?
I don't know.
I took out loans using it as collateral,
but I should be able...
to buy something just outside of Seoul,
but I don't want to leave this house.
I may hang on as long as I can then return to my hometown.
But I don't know if I can, when I think about Jeong Eum.
Don't worry about...
I'm thirsty.
What do I need to bring to a negotiation?
- A lead? - What?
Bait.
You're so smart.
I don't understand...
why she runs around like a dog that needs to poop.
I need bait. Bait.
What should I throw at him?
Money?
I have no money to give.
Women?
No. I'm sure he has more than he cares for.
Money. Women. And...
And...
- What else is there? - Darn it.
Jeong Eum! Go buy some makgeolli!
No, no. I'll get it.
You're a doctor. Jeong Eum! Go get some makgeolli!
Why does his being a doctor matter?
I have the Tin Man from this set.
But that's the only one he doesn't have.
It has to be here somewhere.
I saw it last time while putting the winter clothes away.
It's here.
But would this work?
Whatever. I have to try.
The small town that was buried in water...
when a nearby dam was built, surfaced after 25 years.
In 1982,
a dam was built in order to create a reservoir.
The town in which hundreds of people lived disappeared into the water.
Whereas construction was halted due to the residents' protest,
the government stressed the importance...
You'll get one piece for each successful couple.
(Wizard of Oz toy prize)
Your eyes were bigger than your stomach.
How many hamburgers did you order just to get the toys?
We can't get them once we move. That's why.
No. They sell the same stuff in that town too.
- Really? - Of course.
We can go check next time, okay?
Okay.
We're running out of time.
Let's take these to go. Pack your toys.
What should I do?
Give them to me. I'll put them in my purse.
- No. - I'll hold them,
and give them to you there. You can't carry them all anyway.
Just one, then.
Don't lose it. You have to give it back.
- Okay? - Fine.
Dorothy and Toto are the main characters.
Not the magician and the witch.
Among Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin Man...
I can't decide. Which one should I give Mommy?
I'm just holding it for you. What's the big deal?
Just give me one.
Then you choose. I can't do it.
Let's see. Lion.
Not Lion. Lion is brave.
Then... Scarecrow.
Not Scarecrow. Scarecrow is smart.
So what? Then Tin Man?
Not Tin Man either.
Tin Man is...
Tin Man is the heart. What is the heart?
Think about it later. Give it to me.
Take good care of it and give it back to me later, okay?
Don't you fret. Let's go. We'll be late.
They say people who are meant to meet will meet eventually,
and what is meant to happen will happen eventually.
If people and life cannot evade its predestined fate...
(Relationship Guru)
Send me the undateables' files.
He bit!
(Add Beauty to Flowers Yoo Jeong Eum)
Coincidences may be the only opportunity...
you get to free yourself from your destiny.
You can do it!
(2013 National Diving Competition)
Yoo Jeong Eum. 105B.
You can do it!
- Jeong Eum! Good luck! - Jeong Eum! You can do it!
Mom and Joon Soo are here too!
Just do as you usually do!
- You can do it! - Good luck!
It hurts.
(Ms. Bong)
Hello, Ms. Bong.
Get over here right now! Did you forget about the wedding?
Of course, not. I'll be right there.
You startled me.
I'll take this quietly and get lost.
Sleep well, my little boy. Go back to sleep.
Are you going out now? Did you remember your phone?
That girl...
1, 2, 3.
Thanks.
What would she do without me?
(Episode 6)
Isn't that your third cup already?
When else would I drink hotel coffee?
Hey. You should have another too.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
You should've just brought a thermos.
What do you take me for?
Pass the bread.
Put some in here. My kids will like it.
If those flowers are real, they must be super expensive.
This should cover the cost of food.
They are pretty, but it's such a waste.
You throw them out after one use.
You get married once. What's wrong with spending money?
Most can't because they don't have enough money.
Is that so?
I've only been to other people's weddings,
I never got to wear a wedding veil myself.
Really?
"Let's do it later."
"Let's do it when we can afford it."
"Let's do this first."
Then it was too late.
But you have Min Ji and Yun Ji and are happy.
They're my reason for living.
Hey. Don't you live like me, you hear?
- Hello. - Hey, bride.
- Congratulations. - You look beautiful.
You really do.
You look great today.
He does.
Enjoy your honeymoon.
- I'll see you when you return. - Sure.
- Thank you for coming. - Of course.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
You're busy. We'll let you go. Congratulations.
You look pretty.
They saw us, so let's go.
I have to return this.
Seriously.
Does it smell?
This won't do.
Do you want a deodorizer?
Spray some on this. There.
It's chemical-free, right?
Yes, it is. Good.
All done. Let's go.
Why did you get a designer suit?
You don't know how VIPs are.
If you don't wear designer clothes,
they won't even let you in.
Ridiculous. There's no such rule.
You just can't see it, but it's all there.
That's all fluff.
This is all your fault!
Everything is your fault!
This is because our team has low success rates.
Am I the only one on our team?
Did you forget how much trouble you caused?
Like that Yook Ryong character.
- He was your client. - You.
If you don't take care of the undateables,
our team will be fired. Remember that.
They're not undateable because of me.
If it was possible, it would've been done...
Bong Sun Hwa?
Oh Doo Ri?
Ma'am?
I can't believe I ran into you here. What are you doing here?
I... I went to a wedding.
You did?
- This... - Return?
No. I wanted to exchange it.
Exchange?
- Do you want to exchange that? - For another color.
This jacket comes in only two colors. Is that okay?
The other one looked better.
I have too many black jackets.
I see. You have too many black ones.
Just a minute.
Do you know how much that costs?
I can't return it now.
Even still. It's your one-year's salary.
Ma'am?
This is it, correct?
No, no.
Is it. That's it. That is it.
Would you like to try it on?
This way, please.
It actually looks good.
I wondered who would wear that.
You should wear it out.
Do you want to wear it out?
Excuse me.
So? Did it go well?
Pardon? Yes.
Oh, right.
She liked it. She said it was an interesting proposal.
He has such good ideas.
Luxury Hair Hair Girls with luxury customization.
I look forward to the collaboration.
- Thank you. - I'm happy.
My babies get to wear luxury items thanks to you.
Not at all.
Okay, since you and I are done,
why don't you and I talk?
About that artist from last time.
I think...
you should discuss that with Ms. Bong.
- Should I? - I'll go now.
Okay.
What?
Jeong Eum.
The living must live.
Hey!
We meet again.
You're doing a collaboration?
Dolls wearing luxury items?
Did you take a look at the client files?
You really have the Tin Man, right?
Of course, I do. You saw the picture.
You'd better not lie about that, okay?
I won't.
Can we go somewhere and talk since we're...
You didn't have to catch me.
Don't you know how you say, "Thank you"?
I mean it. I rarely fall.
I have a great sense of balance.
See?
Meet you in front of the chocolate shop in two hours.
Chocolate shop?
One of the undateables is a chocolatier.
That's right. She is.
You did read the files.
Two hours from now?
Would you drop me off at the subway station?
I have to kill two hours anyway.
Please? May I get in?
Why aren't you answering?
I'm getting in.
What a jerk. A guru should be nicer.
Hi, Coach. Yes.
You're walking much better on your own now.
You'll be able to do your exercises...
without the equipment soon.
Garbage.
This is such a pain.
I'm not going to become an athlete at this age.
No. You need to get treated.
You'll suffer later if you don't.
I have a temper, so I need to walk around here and there.
If I stay still,
I get too angry. It's unbearable.
But your son was being thoughtful...
and had you admitted here in case...
outpatient treatment would be too hard on you.
I don't need any of that. Just tell him to get married.
He's 40, but he's like a child.
He says he wants to stay single and enjoy life.
He won't even date.
All he does is play on his phone all day long.
There are many people who live alone nowadays.
It's not taboo to live alone like in the past.
I know it's hard to meet people.
People hurt each other all the time. I know that.
It's a terrible thing, but it's reality.
But still, even if you get hurt, you keep living together.
That's life.
What about you? Are you married?
Sorry?
Not yet.
Don't smile. Time will pass you by before you know it.
Okay. Let's keep going. Turn around...
Would you be able to hit that too?
I missed.
Jjajangmyeon delivery!
Here!
(Shinsung Banjum)
The dumplings are on the house, right?
Yes, they are.
Okay. Eleven...
Here you go. Thank you.
- Enjoy. - Thank you.
Come eat.
Seriously. Darn it.
I'm so off today. The food's here?
Is it good?
Anyway, how is it going with those undateables?
Is it going well?
I haven't even started.
Why not?
It's not something I can start very easily.
Really? Exactly what is the problem?
I feel bad saying this,
but they don't have much to offer.
I get it.
I tried to meet with them to explain the situation,
but seeing how hard they try, I just couldn't do it.
They're all doing their best to survive.
I didn't think I should hurt them. That's why...
- What will you do? - I decided to get an expert.
A relationship guru.
- A relationship guru? - Yes.
I heard other matchmakers...
work together with relationship coaches.
They provide clients with relationship counseling,
and give them tips.
I'm meeting the guru later.
Really? There are relationship coaches?
What do you think, as a fellow coach?
Can people be coached in relationships?
It must be better than not being coached.
Right?
Where did you find the relationship guru?
It's such a small world.
That guru is Jerk Ryong's cousin.
He writes a relationship column. He's super famous.
- Jerk Ryong? - You know.
The guy you called the man of your destiny.
You're not sick, are you?
Now that I saw you, I'll go.
Why did you have to remind me?
I'm such an idiot.
You jerk. I had almost forgotten about him.
- Are you okay? - Water.
- Where's the water? - Water.
Just drink this.
You'll be the end of me.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Coach and I were having dumplings,
and she started choking on one and nearly died...
Don't sit. Go buy some chocolate.
Don't let on that you know her.
I should still say hi...
Don't. Just buy one of each chocolate.
I need to get to know her.
Oh, right.
- Coffee too. - Okay.
He thinks I'm his servant.
Would you like to make an order?
Two Americanos...
and one of each chocolate, please.
Okay. Give me a minute.
She really doesn't recognize me.
Isn't the owner here so unfriendly?
I come here often, since I live near her,
but I've never seen her smile.
I mean, if she sells chocolate,
shouldn't she be sweet and smile a lot?
- Thank you. - Exactly.
Forget it.
She really doesn't recognize me,
although we spoke for a while.
Maybe we chose too difficult target to start with.
How much was everything?
It's your first day, so it's on me.
It wasn't that expensive.
Give me the receipt.
I said it's okay.
Stop overreacting.
I want to see the price of the chocolates.
Oh, I see.
They're too cheap.
Isn't that a good thing?
It's yummy. Have one.
Seriously.
She uses organic ingredients and the cocoa ratio is good.
She should charge much more.
We're not here to consult her regarding her chocolate shop.
Who cares how much she charges? That's irrelevant.
She lacks confidence.
What is he saying?
The customers don't know the owner has face blindness.
They don't care.
But she's insecure about it.
Look at her.
She's trying hard to avoid making eye contact.
The customers are just being polite,
but she's paranoid that they'll talk to her.
In case she makes a mistake.
Now that you say it, I see it too.
That's the bigger problem. More than her face blindness.
Her low self-esteem.
In her state, she'll be hurt regardless of whom she meets.
Hello.
What would you like?
l'll take one of these and the coffee of the day to go, please.
That will be 4 dollars and 50 cents.
Give me a minute.
That man owns the bookstore in my neighborhood.
I don't understand why he always comes here to read,
when he has his own bookstore.
They sell coffee there too.
Really? Maybe he comes for the chocolate.
Is he a chocoholic or something?
What is it?
Nothing. It may be easier than I had anticipated.
You can take the chocolates to go.
You want to go?
You can stay.
You can't just go.
You need to tell me what you plan to do.
Come to the gallery tomorrow.
To the gallery?
Correct?
That guru jerk.
Why you...
How may I help you?
I think I have indigestion.
I had jjajangmyeon and one dumpling.
Did you have any alcohol?
I drank last night.
(Energy for the tired man)
That will be 15 dollars.
- I'll take that too. - Okay.
Hey, hey. You'll get hurt.
I have chocolate. I have chocolate.
Don't run, okay?
- It'll hurt if you fall, right? - Yes.
- Bye. - Bye.
Run!
They're closing too.
(Going out of business)
Jeong Eum?
Joon Soo. You came too.
How could I not come when I heard they were closing?
Right? It was the hot spot of our town.
- I'm going to win. - No, I'm going to win.
Not a chance.
- You're cheating. - I am not.
Go!
- I'm going to win. - No, I'm going to win.
No. I'm going to win.
(Geumgang Stationery)
(Nostalgic Toys)
(Paper Dolls)
(Nostalgic Toys, Going out of business)
Joon Soo. It's on me.
- So choose. - You mean it?
Okay.
Didn't you used to like that?
- They still make this? - Give me one too.
Awesome.
You were bad at this.
I'm really good.
Why can't I do it? I used to be good.
Want to swap?
No.
Why are you spinning something with flashing lights? It's dizzying.
Are you a kid?
Seriously.
Joon Soo. You're even good at spinning tops.
Smart people are good at spinning tops.
Have fun.
Why is that loser who can't do anything well staring at me?
She's as big as a cow, too.
Woe to me. Seriously. Woe to me.
She doesn't even help her dad fold the laundry. Woe to me.
I can spin tops. Why can't I do the yo-yo?
You broke a crock before with your yo-yo,
so your dad took it away.
You remember everything. I don't remember that.
It's not that I remember everything.
You just remember nothing.
Is that so?
I do have a tendency to try not to remember.
You try not to?
You know how you want to forget some memories.
So, I practiced how to not remember,
and I forget things I should remember too.
Forget it.
Hey, Bbang Sik and Bbang Soon come here.
- That's it. - Here's the top.
See how I do it.
(Blythe Art Reference Image)
I've waited for this battle.
Take that.
Come at me.
- Did you just get here? - You came early.
How is it going with the undateables?
Well...
Not yet.
Oh Doo Ri wants to meet the man you showed her.
Oh, right.
I'll set it up.
After I finish some urgent matters.
- Do it right. - Yes, ma'am.
Kids. Go upstairs.
We don't have much time to set everything up.
I'm sorry. The kids won't listen.
Come here. Kids. Kids.
Kids. You can't do that in here.
Kids? Kids.
Since we're closed today,
sister-in-law asked me to watch them while she went...
You should've refused.
I told her we had to redo all the displays,
so that I couldn't, but...
I'm going to lose my mind.
San! Deul!
Who made you cry?
What bad person?
What are your names?
- San. - Deul.
San? Deul?
What nice names.
Do you want to play with me outside?
I'm great at hide-and-seek.
Let's go.
I'll play with them, so finish your work.
Let's go. Let's go play.
It'll be so much fun.
Rock, paper, scissors, say shoot!
Shoot!
You're it!
I'm it!
Freeze!
Tag!
Stop!
I'll catch you!
Why are you so fast?
Oh, that hurts.
- Are you okay? - Are you okay?
No.
Hey!
That's right.
I have a top.
Ta-da.
- I want it! - I want it!
Soldiers!
Order is the law of nature. Do you understand?
- Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!
Private Kang San. Step forward!
"Chaos," not "order."
Okay. Have you ever spun a top before?
- Yes. - You have?
You wrap it like this.
Now, hold on. Hook it onto your pinky like this.
Step aside. It's dangerous.
Now, you throw and grab, okay?
1, 2, 3. Throw and pull.
Drip coffee is too much for her.
- It's Deul's turn this time. - Yes, sir!
Here.
Throw. Throw.
Are you okay? Thank goodness.
San! Deul! Mommy's coming!
She's almost here...
(The Undateables)
Relationships are like dominoes.
It's hard to arrange them one by one,
but it takes a second to knock them out.
The fragments of emotions were erected to be knocked down.
That is what a relationship is.
(The Undateables)
- What is this? - A blank oath.
- I'll sign it. - Respect.
Drink it on your way.
It's basic manners to buckle in a woman's seat belt for her.
You won't see her anymore, right?
Actually, I'll be seeing her a lot.
Were you waiting here?
It's late. Where do you live? I'll drive you home.
Kang Hoon Nam? Be careful.
He's a real player.
Especially, women don't know how to kiss in their own way.
You're overly confident.
What will you give me to celebrate a successful match?
I'll give you my body first.